I Love My Cellphone, But Now It's Gone Too Far

Yesterday I accidentally left my cellphone at home...Aaarrrggghhh!!!! I was rushing, running late for work and that's how it all started.  I probably would have realized earlier that I didn't have my phone, but I didn't make or receive any calls on my way to work. I just assumed I had my phone because I adhere to a routine in getting ready for work. I was sure that I had unplugged my phone, picked up my glasses and placed them both in my bag. Sure of it.  I was just as sure that I had plugged my phone into my car's USB.

Arriving at the parking lot, I quickly maneuver into a spot and rush inside.  I was sure that I unplugged my phone from the USB and put it in my bag.  I made it to work on time, so I settled in and went into my bag to get my glasses. "That's weird," I thought to myself, "my glasses aren't in my